Friday, April 20, 2018

Native

Someone who stays to the end of their apartment lease.

K-Pods

Soulless K Street lobbyists

Also: The offices in which they live

Foggy Bottoms

Wearing the same pair of underwear for two days in a row.

Smithersonian


Someone who exclusively chases much older, rich white men in power

Native

Someone who stays to the end of their apartment lease.